February 2012
108 posts
Dear Debbie Ryan,
helloanna1234:
Get off my TV please. no offence. kthnxbye.
That awkward moment when you're talking to someone... →
the-absolute-best-posts:
THIS! all the customers at gap with their accents!! I alawys get paranoid when I might offend them haha
And yet she still loves me.
The worst thing that could ever happen has finally...
I know sorry won’t ever be enough.
You: -tries to open the sun chip bag discreetly-
Sun Chips: UH UH, NAH, HOLD UP HOMIE I GOTSTA TELL EVERYBODY THAT YOU ABOUT TO EMBARK ON A MOTHERFUCKING JOURNEY OF CHIPPY GOODNESS PLAYA. I WANT EVERYBODY TO SEE WHAT YOU DOIN, THAT'S WHY MY BAG IS SO FUCKING LOUD. I WAS MADE OUT OF PLASTIC AND THE STATIC FROM YOUR GRANDMAMA'S TV. LOOK OVER HERE MOTHERFUCKER, I'M LIKE THAT BLACK GUY WHO WON'T STOP TALKING DURING A MOVIE. MIGHT AS WELL OPEN ME NOW SINCE EVERYONE KNOWS THAT YOU DO INDEED HAVE A BAG OF SUN CHIPS. FUCK.
Everyone was so busy talking about Whitney...
helloanna1234:
highwayuniicorn:
idrinkjuicewhenimkillin:
… that nobody noticed that David Kelly (The dude that played Grandpa Joe in Tim Burton’s Charlie and the Chocolate Factory) died. :(
sigh :’(
sad :[
Britain: Excuse Me
Mexico: Perdon
Italy: Permesso
France: Pardon
America: Move
Canada: I'm sorry
